Why Has It Come To This?

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05/14/2018 at 14:54 • Filed to: Planelopnik, animals, I Hate People, WTF, No Seriously - WTF?

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Your next flight on American Airlines won’t look like this

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , “support” animals in the following groups will no longer be welcome in American Airlines airplane cabins:

Amphibians

Ferrets

Goats

Hedgehogs

Insects

Reptiles

Rodents

Snakes

Spiders

Sugar gliders

Non-household birds (farm poultry, waterfowl, game birds, & birds of prey)

Animals with tusks, horns or hooves (excluding miniature horses properly trained as service animals)

Any animal that is unclean / has an odor

Why, in 2018, people need to be told their goat cannot fly coach is just stupefying.


DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > user314
05/14/2018 at 15:13

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We live in such strange times. Also, I’m glad I can still bring my emotional support Tuna in the plane. No ban on fish it appears.


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > user314
05/14/2018 at 15:14

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This is why we can’t have nice things


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > user314
05/14/2018 at 15:15

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So my turtle is still legit, thank god.


Kinja'd!!! user314 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
05/14/2018 at 15:18

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Only if he fits in a 100ml container.


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > user314
05/14/2018 at 15:24

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Snakes

Someone said must’ve said enough is enough, and have had it with them.


Kinja'd!!! diplodicus > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
05/14/2018 at 15:25

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That falls under reptiles. I’m not sure why the separated snakes from that group though.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > user314
05/14/2018 at 15:28

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Because people are stupid, more and more think they are a special snow flake and rules and regulations don’t apply to them because they’ve ‘seen somewhere where a person did it so they can’ (they didn’t), they have to told specifically what they can and can’t do and hate any form of authority that tries to explain it why they can’t do what they want to do.

I’m looking at you ‘citizens of the world, your laws don’t apply to me because I didn’t say they could’.

Argh, let me get off this planet.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > 404 - User No Longer Available
05/14/2018 at 15:29

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Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > user314
05/14/2018 at 15:29

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Truth is stranger than fiction, it’s been said. I’m a believer.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > user314
05/14/2018 at 15:30

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Animals with tusks, horns or hooves (excluding miniature horses properly trained as service animals)

Fine! I’ll take him in my car then

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Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > user314
05/14/2018 at 15:36

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Gonna be a tight fit.... Poor tuna


Kinja'd!!! M.T. Blake > user314
05/14/2018 at 15:45

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It can be difficult to walk the aisles to the bathroom, but ESPECIALLY difficult when there is a miniature horse in the way. Guess I’ll be packing some apples and carrots for my next flight. That will get ol’ Bessy out of my way.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > user314
05/14/2018 at 15:47

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Doesn’t say anything about sheep!

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Kinja'd!!! user314 > Klaus Schmoll
05/14/2018 at 15:50

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Wouldn’t sheep fall under animals with hooves?


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > user314
05/14/2018 at 16:00

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Damnit! You’re probably right.

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No more smoking on planes anyway.


Kinja'd!!! InFierority Complex > user314
05/14/2018 at 16:07

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No mention of vinegaroons so this cute little thing can still help keep everyone calm.

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They should probably just say “arachnids” because somebody is going to argue their pet Scorpion is still allowed, sooner or later.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > diplodicus
05/14/2018 at 16:08

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Because people are stupid.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > user314
05/14/2018 at 16:09

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WTF is a sugar glider? Are there people out there who say, with conviction and an entirely straight face, “This is my therapy sugar glider.”


Kinja'd!!! InFierority Complex > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
05/14/2018 at 16:10

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Kinja'd!!! InFierority Complex > ttyymmnn
05/14/2018 at 16:15

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Little flying squirrel-like things, although I think they’re a marsupial.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > InFierority Complex
05/14/2018 at 16:16

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Thanks.


Kinja'd!!! user314 > ttyymmnn
05/14/2018 at 16:17

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Sugar gliders are about the only thing in Australia that isn’t trying to kill you, except maybe by teh kyoot.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > user314
05/14/2018 at 16:17

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I just want it to be legal to ask for proof that an animal is actually a support animal.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > user314
05/14/2018 at 16:19

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I don’t know, looks like he could gnaw through your jugular if he wanted to.


Kinja'd!!! user314 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
05/14/2018 at 16:19

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Sorry Charlie...


Kinja'd!!! Svend > ttyymmnn
05/14/2018 at 16:29

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In America, almost certainly.


Kinja'd!!! nermal > user314
05/14/2018 at 16:49

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Can we extend this to people that are unclean / have an odor?

I should be able to handle flying without my support duck as long as I know everybody will smell nice / not smell at all.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > user314
05/14/2018 at 17:36

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The Quokka is even more adorable.